Wazzam!

Heya! I'm Micah. 20. Women and Gender Studies Major. Love to make people laugh. Transman and damn proud of it! :)

My shit just got rocked in Feminist Theory today.

A girl in class said that we hear crazy ex-girlfriend stories but never any crazy ex-boyfriend stories because that scenario usually ends in murder. So there is nobody to tell the story of how they had a crazy ex-boyfriend…

  • me about to talk in public: *rehearses what im going to say 50 times in my brain*
  • me: today how you are

Date someone who meets you half way. Date someone who brings you a glass a water when they get themselves one. Date someone who makes sure you don’t spend money on ridiculous things. Date someone your ex hates and your mom loves. Date someone who’d rather spend a Friday night watching movies, than out with 50 people they barley even talk to. Date someone who sleeps on your chest and leaves a little puddle of drool. Don’t date someone who makes you leave oceans of tears.

—At the end of the day it’s the little things. (via blackcarbs)

(Source: offtheocean, via theallmightypanda)

eva-420:

eva-420:

"this lady thinks that men are encouraged to be aggressive and violent? lets threaten her that will show how wrong she is" like what the fuck point do you think youre making 

this post is getting notes again in light of emma watsons speech and it wasnt even about her. this happens literally so constantly i didnt even need to put a name but it will gain notes ad infinitum 

(Source: shikamaru-420, via if-i-fall-dont-fall-apart)